NFLYING NORMIE CARFNC / THE UNPAID SPACE PROGRAM
FLIGHT MODE: QUESTIONABLE[ 001 / NOT A TESLA ]
INTRODUCING $FNC

CLOCKEDOUT.TOOKOFF.

From flipping burgers to flipping cars. Same minimum wage. Maximum altitude. Meet Flying Normie Car — the world's least qualified test pilot.
EXPLORE GARAGE ↓
TICKER$FNC
PREVIOUS OCCUPATIONBURGER FLIPPER
NEW JOBPILOT(?!)
GRAVITY / DISCONNECTED
Normie inside a red and yellow futuristic car flipping upside-down through smoke
● PILOT STATUSUNQUALIFIED
TOTAL FLIPS THIS VISIT000
EXPERIMENTAL / FNC-001
01 / THE STUNT

EVERY SHIFT
HAS A TWIST.

The inspiration was a flying Roadster. The execution? A minimum-wage employee with absolutely no business being airborne.

Flying Normie Car wide cinematic stunt banner with logo and a fast-food car flipping above a fleet
STUNT CAMERA / FNC-001REC ● 00:00:01

ENGINEERING: 0%  ·  CONFIDENCE: 100%  ·  LANDING: PENDING

02 / THE ORIGIN STORY

THE ONLY
WAY IS UP.
(MAYBE.)

Yesterday, Normie was asking if you wanted fries with that. Today, he's asking mission control if the parachute comes standard.

He spent years flipping patties. Now he's flipping gravity the bird. Nobody approved the upgrade. Nobody told him how to land.

“I DIDN'T QUIT MY JOB. I JUST TOOK MY SHIFT TO A HIGHER LEVEL.”
CLASSIFIED / DO NOT TRY THISOriginal Flying Normie Car project artwork with upside-down car in a night stunt show
PAYCHECKSTILL MINIMUM
GRAVITYOPTIONAL
03 / THE GARAGE

THE FLIP FLEET.

Different rides. Same driver. Pick a machine and inspect the most irresponsible motor fleet ever assembled.

Flying Normie GT
● VEHICLE SCAN / ACTIVE
SERIAL 001 / AIRBORNEFLIP GT
SELECT YOUR DISASTERFNC VEHICLE CONFIGURATOR v.01

Built for the world's first unsupervised drive-thru space program. It can flip 360°. The pilot can barely clock in.

FLIGHT STATUSUNAUTHORIZED
DRIVER RATING1 / 5 STARS
04 / INTERACTIVE FLIP LAB

YOU'RE
THE STUNT
DIRECTOR.

Select a stunt angle and hit the big red button. No license required. No workplace safety inspector allowed.

CERTIFIED BY ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.
FNC // UNSANCTIONED FLIGHT CONSOLE ARMED
REQUESTED ROTATION360°
SAFETY LEVELZERO
QUARTER FLIP / 90°DOUBLE SHIFT / 720°
> SYSTEM READY. YOUR FIRST MISTAKE AWAITS.
THE RIDE DOESN'T END HERE

NO BRAKES.
JUST FLIPS.

FLYING NORMIE CAR   /   $FNC

The man. The myth. The minimum-wage astronaut. Follow the chaos, take a front-row seat, and enjoy the ride.

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